Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Toilet Chef

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Amnesty-gitmo-cell-toilet.jpg
No matter how good some foods taste it all turns to shit in the end.

March 26, 2009

"Toilet sausage chef causes prison unit evacuation
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

CLALLAM BAY, Wash. -- An inmate's attempt to heat up sausages in his toilet went up in smoke when the cooking fire forced a unit evacuation at a Washington prison. Clallam Bay Corrections Center spokeswoman Denise Larson says 130 inmates were evacuated to a dining hall when smoke was spotted coming from a sewer vent pipe Wednesday evening.
She says the smoke was traced to the inmate's cell and he admitted to trying to heat up snack sausage bought from a prison store in the stainless steel toilet. The inmate's identity has not been released.
The toilet chef has been placed in segregation pending discipline at the prison on Washington's Olympic Peninsula."
Prison means living constantly just a few feet away from a stinky steel toilet. So many people end up in a cell because they have turned other peoples lives to shit.

http://www.professortoilet.com/toilet-humor
There is something about eating a big bowl of chili & eventually realizing that you will have to blast the bowl.
http://multiverseextra.blogspot.ca/2012/12/modern-toilet-restaurant.html

http://symbolic-resonance.blogspot.ca/2013/03/shit-science.html
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